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Description
xMeet the FLY SPRAY You’ve Been Poisoned Mug
Start your day with a smile and a touch of everyday practicality. The FLY SPRAYYOU'VE BEEN POISONED mug is a 12 oz white glossy ceramic cup that pairs a cheeky, conversation-starting joke with reliable, everyday usability. Its clean lines, durable glaze, and comfortable handle invite you to sip, pause, and enjoy the moment, whether you’re at the office, home, or a cozy lounge corner.
The mug is crafted from high quality ceramic earthenware and is designed for everyday use. It’s safe for hot or cold drinks, and its finish catches the light with a subtle sparkle that makes it a pleasing sight as you reach for a refill. The playful message adds a wink of humor to your routine without compromising on practicality.
Key features
- Dimensions and capacity: 3.14 inches in diameter, 3.54 inches tall, holds 12 US fluid ounces.
- Material and safety: high quality ceramic earthenware; dishwasher safe; microwave safe; non-toxic for everyday use.
- Design and usability: easy grip handle and a lighthearted, sarcastic slogan that can be a friendly chat starter.
Everyday moments and gifting ideas
- Places to enjoy it: office desks, living rooms, dining areas, or a relaxing lounge nook.
- Drink options: perfect for morning coffee, tea breaks, or your go-to cold beverage during breaks.
- Conversation starter: the humorous message invites light-hearted interactions with colleagues, friends, or family.
- Gift potential: an amusing yet practical present for birthdays, holidays, or a playful office party centerpiece.
- Care and use: simple daily cleaning and care as part of your routine for long-lasting enjoyment.
In short, this mug blends a playful vibe with everyday reliability, offering a lighthearted addition to your beverages while staying practical for daily use. It’s a versatile piece that can brighten a desk, a kitchen counter, or a weekend coffee ritual—without making promises, but with a clear sense of humor and usefulness.
FAQ
Q: What are the key specs of the mug?
A: White glossy ceramic mug, 3.14 inches in diameter and 3.54 inches tall, holds 12 US fl oz; dishwasher and microwave safe.
Q: Is the mug safe for heating and cleaning?
A: Yes, it's dishwasher safe and microwave safe, suitable for hot or cold beverages.
Shipping & Return
xReturns Policy
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
Shipping
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
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