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Description
xA playful, pulse-worthy beer glass for holiday and everyday toasts
Meet the OCCdesign 16 oz beer glass, engraved with the lighthearted line “I Identify As A Water.” This cheeky yet tasteful piece blends humor with a clear, clean design to elevate any toast or gathering. The glass feels substantial in hand, and the print adds a friendly spark to holidays, parties, or quiet moments of celebration.
Designed for real life, it balances wit and practicality. Its crystal-clear body gives you a crisp view of whatever you pour, while the generous 16 oz capacity keeps drinks flowing without constant refills. With a bold yet refined look, it’s ready to join Christmas dinners, game nights, or casual evenings with friends and family.
Quality you can feel and rely on
This glass is built to keep up with festive moments. The thick walls offer a reassuring heft, and the sturdy base helps prevent tipping during lively conversations or crowded table settings. The inscription is applied with premium ceramic ink that resists fading, so the message stays legible after many uses and wash cycles—especially important during busy holiday seasons.
Versatile beyond the beer aisle
Although it shines as a beer glass, it seamlessly accommodates IPAs, lagers, stouts, whiskey, sodas, juice, or even coffee. The wide mouth enhances aroma and flavor, while the comfortable profile makes it enjoyable to hold during long toasts or cheerful conversations.
A gag gift that fits many occasions
The humor lands in a way that starts conversations and smiles, making it a memorable stocking stuffer, White Elephant surprise, or under-the-tree gift. It also pairs well with family dinners, parties, or casual gatherings where a lighthearted mood is welcome.
Gift ideas that feel thoughtful
- For dads, husbands, grandpas, brothers, and friends who love a good laugh
- Great for Christmas, birthdays, anniversaries, retirement, or Valentine’s Day
Product details
- 16 oz capacity with a crystal-clear finish
- Fade-resistant ceramic ink print
- Thick, sturdy walls and a stable base
- Multi-use glass for beer, cocktails, coffee, and more
FAQ
Q: What occasions is this glass great for?
A: Perfect for Christmas, birthdays, retirement, or Secret Santa exchanges.
Q: What beverages can you enjoy in this glass?
A: Ideal for beer, whiskey, cocktails, soda, juice, and more.
Shipping & Return
xReturns Policy
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
Shipping
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
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